poop for brains

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense

this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains

by littlejimmie May 2, 2019

goopidy poop

goop that looks like poop

goopidy poop

by ma dude bra May 30, 2019

poop mike

A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.

Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!

by Reggie Shits October 7, 2019

Poop Bomb

A Poop Bomb is a giant weapon of ass destruction. Most commonly expelled from the anus in a short 3 second burst, with only minor warnings of flatulence and crippling gas cramps.

Angela gagged as she dropped a poop bomb in the toilet, creating an explosion of liquid shit and splattering watery chunks across everything in sight.

by The Flirtatious Flamingo February 25, 2018

Golden poop

When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.

Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.

by Cheese05 May 17, 2016

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Gang-pooping

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.

Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.

by Group-poopers4ever December 23, 2012