mad pigeon shit

this term is used when a individual is acting bookie sketchy or unsafe when doing an act

person 1: i'v just lit a firework in to my neighbors window

person 2: that's some mad pigeon shit

by Toxic_Geordie January 4, 2022

pigeon

A bird which bobs its head when walking, assimilating the iconic human blowjob moves. Thus also known as the blowjob bird.

-Oh shit today my friend told me pigeons literally walks like sucking an imaginary dick. Now I can't undo that from my head!
-Why are you coming so late, you being blowjobbed by those pigeons on the square?

by wankair October 12, 2022

Pigeon

I think they are cool, but all they really are is fickle birds who don't give a crap about anything that doesn't involve food.

I love pigeons.
-me

by pigeonman2 October 18, 2022

Pigeon

When you accidentally poke you finger up a man’s bum hole while shouting ‘PIGEON’!

Guys, I can’t remember how it happened but he was walking around naked and I pigeoned him

by Mother Flocker June 2, 2022

Pigeon

The annoying animal that eats your bird seed, poops on your head and makes a funny twitching action with its neck. DANGERRRRRR

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: I don't know
guy 3: its a pigeon!
all: RUNNNNNN!!!!

by lollipop10987 December 9, 2021

Pigeoning

Pigeoning is “Masturbating” with a dead pigeon, usually via cloacal penetration.

Gary: Ah shit, I did so much Pigeoning last night. Must have came in that pigeon like 40 times.

Richard: Ew! What is wrong with you???

by PigeonMunging63 December 26, 2021

Pigeon

It’s a damn city bird.

You: So many pigeons.

by JupiterAUTTP April 14, 2022