I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.

I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!

by beardy6991 April 9, 2008

ima need to get that check

a term used by the brault guy when he pulls up to kustomwerx autobody in that van and has that flip phone and needs to get the check for paint supplies and materials

"hey there partner how ya doing, ima need to get that check, you got that check?

by getthatcheck1 May 17, 2014

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014

Need vocals

1. A musicians sexual innuendo referring to wanting oral sex.

2. A way to ask for head secretly.

1. Hey, you should come over sometime girl, I need vocals. It would be for a new song.

2. No babe, it's not like that. I'm inviting her over because I need vocals on this new track.

by nirvanacake July 13, 2014

need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).

ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"

by Guit-Fiddler October 28, 2013

kitty needs lathing

Woman needing oral sex

My kitty needs lathing baby

by Dalva69 November 4, 2015

She needs to jump and recognize

Slang that gay men use to let everyone know that they love the cock and not vagina.

Bro! That chick over there just asked me for my digits, She needs to jump and recognize.

by dubbedout December 5, 2015