oli london

oli london is a disgusting idiot who thinks they're park jimin.

person 1: "have you heard oli london's new song?"
person 2: "yeah it's absolute shit."

by reddoodle April 16, 2022

London

London is when something is extremely beautiful and epic at the same time

man the weather today is looking straight up London

by Lil2 crazy April 19, 2022

London

London name is great for a boy that has high sex drive needs to learn to control it. usually wears hats and is a player, however, cant keep a girl to save his life

Do you know London
the boy one?
yes
Oh yea he's such a playerrrrrrr!!!!

frrrrr ONGGGGG for geezyyyyyyy

by nurseybooooooo April 19, 2022

Oli London

A "Koreaboo" that wants to look like Jimin from the South Korean Band, BTS (BangTan Boys). He has gotten 18 surgeries to look like his Idol. He is very controversial on the internet for his broken Korean and overall being very delusional.

Girl 1: Have you heard of Oli London? Girl 2: Ew, You mean that Koreaboo? Girl 3: Of course! I love him.

by Euphoric_Saikou April 20, 2022

london chimney

When you're comfy and wrapped up in a blanket in bed but leave just a little opening for airflow and proceed to blast the nastiest most egrigious fart known to man straight through your little exhaust hole and right into your face

Tom: Hey man, I was laying in bed and had the nastiest fart. It came straight through the opening I left in my blanket and suffocated me.

Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?

by Senshuro November 12, 2020

london

A person that fucked ur mum

Someone:my mum cant sit down
London:I wonder why

by anonymous November 19, 2020

London

London is a girl. A girl that will be there for you no matter what. She has a FAT ass and teeny tiny boobs. BUT she knows how to use them. She will drop everything for you including her ass. She has brown hair (that she dyes darker brown) and brown eyes. She wishes she could be more confident but has self doubt deep down. She likes cats and a good time in bed. You will never forget a London (especially if you get to spend the night with her). She is a very dedicated friend and lover and will always put you first. She will call you just to talk and laugh or to cry and complain because she can be sad sometimes. She can get very mad on the occasion but only because she cares SOOOOOOOOO much.

GIrl 1: Wow I wish London was a lesbian
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Phatgrass December 7, 2020