Kyle

That Jew Kid from Southpark.

His Mom is a bitch.

Has to have a say every time time something significant happens.

Brother is typically Canadian.

"Weeeeeeeeell, Kyle's Mom's a bitch! She's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!.."

by MorganFreedman February 17, 2018

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by jo kong dis dick November 3, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the name of a white skater dude who was baptized with Monster energy drink. He sports a soul patch and tends to wear bro tanks to show off his arm tats.

Kyle just turned 24 and is still living with his parents.

by ellbell8 February 19, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a person who really gets on my nerves. Whenever we Skype he always talks about things other than me. Sometimes I really just want to kill him

Man I fucking hate Kyle

by I fucking hat Kyle September 9, 2018

Kyle

A sneaky redneck who enjoys being a sneaky redneck and is armed to the teeth with knives.

Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.

by pvtspicyweiner November 5, 2012

Kyle

Fat, ugly, sports enthusiast, also a cock sucker

That guys is a total Kyle

by Bicheniglet November 21, 2016

Kyle

Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.

"Is that Jesus on that billboard?!"
"No. It's TOTALLY Kyle."

by Stayley March 21, 2012