Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

I am gonna Jet

I am going to leave, I am going to go. Also I gota Jet, aka I got to go.

I am gonna Jet bro. I am gonna jet over there in a quick min.

by JonathanLee February 19, 2025

jet

a slang for the Bloodhound Brims (🐺🎩🅱️) in New York

In the spot and I throw up the Jet (grrah, grrah, grrah)
(Yavi DG: ft Beckham in RPT)

by DatguySkii March 1, 2025

Jets

A sports franchise built within the St. Francis community consisting of core players like Leroy Elkins, Byron Castrin-Ellins, and Brodington Agosto.

"Holy Shit the Jets won the Natty"
"Should Leroy Elkins of the Jets win DPOY or what!?"

by FFLL March 19, 2025

Private Jet

A private jet is an airplane that is smaller and more luxurious. It's usual capacity is way less than a normal plane and is the most common place to find Taylor Swift.

Look at that private jet!

by cheeseofguava June 16, 2024

jet

jet is used to describe an annoying nagging sound

"nails on a chalkboard is so jet" "when I hear a noise like jet I want to hang myself" "fka twigs is so not jet"

by christian... March 26, 2025

Gay Jet Fighter

A gay sexual act where one male lays down face up the other male sits on his penis and performs anal sex. The male laying down then uses the erect penis of the male on top and pretends he is flying a fighter jet.

When the male on top is about to ejaculate, he screams “I’m going to eject”.

Daniel: I tried out the Gay Jet Fighter with Zac last night!
Brad: Wow man, how did that go?
Daniel: It was so immersive, it felt like I was in a real COCKpit!

by Hakken April 5, 2025