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Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.
Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!
by Albionest July 13, 2025
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that's how the jets lag

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag
by poka_face July 13, 2025
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Jet 2 Holiday

A pointless meme based off a British vacation company commercial and Jess Glynne’s 2015 song, “Hold My Hand” that blew up on TikTok in summer of 2025
“DARLIN HOLD MY HAN-Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday! And right now, you can save £50 per person! That’s £200 off for a family of four!”
by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025
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Cornhill Swiffer Jet

When you ejaculate in a girl’s mouth and then quickly flip her upside-down so the juice runs out of her nostrils onto the floor, followed by a prompt mopping of the floor with the hair on her head.
“I think I found the onefinally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”
by bflem August 16, 2025
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Indiana water jet

The sexual act of filling your ass with water from a public pool jet, and then shitting out the water onto a guy/girl‘s face
My girl and I went to a public pool so I gave her an Indiana water jet
by Janiejakens September 9, 2025
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.9.I Jet Head.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025
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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

几ㄖㄒ卄丨几Ꮆ 乃乇卂ㄒ丂 卂 フ乇ㄒ2卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ! 卂几ᗪ 尺丨Ꮆ卄ㄒ 几ㄖ山 ㄚㄖㄩ 匚卂几 丂卂ᐯ乇 £50 卩乇尺 卩乇尺丂ㄖ几 ㄒ卄卂ㄒ'丂 £200 ㄖ千千 千ㄖ尺 卂 千卂爪丨ㄥㄚ ㄖ千 4 山乇'ᐯ乇 Ꮆㄖㄒ 爪丨ㄥㄥ丨ㄖ几丂 ㄖ千 千尺乇乇 匚卄丨ㄥᗪ 卩ㄥ卂匚乇 卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 卂ᐯ卂丨ㄥ卂乃ㄥ乇 山丨ㄒ卄 22ҜᎶ ㄖ千 乃卂ᎶᎶ卂Ꮆ乇 丨几匚ㄥㄩᗪ乇ᗪ 乃ㄖㄖҜ 几ㄖ山 山丨ㄒ卄 フ乇ㄒ2卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 卩卂匚Ҝ卂Ꮆ乇 卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 ㄚㄖㄩ 匚卂几 ㄒ尺ㄩ丂ㄒ!
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