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Helmet Time

What time it is when Chris and Steve are working above your head.
She wouldn't have been hurt, by the falling ball, if she knew it was Helmet Time
by JasonFive February 24, 2005
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Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.
"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"
by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025
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derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
by B-rizzle February 17, 2025
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put your helmet on

Put your helmet on retard!”
by ChubsOrdinary February 26, 2025
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