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Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME
Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!
by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023
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Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.
A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.
by Primus DCE July 2, 2024
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Flu fu

Yo that new Cali Pack is Flu fu.”
“This curry goat is flu fu”
by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025
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Flu fu

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025
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Dane Fu

Similar to how Kung Fu is a fight until one wins, but instead it’s just getting fucked violently until you cum
For Nurses Week I’m passing on the free cookie and instead taking the regular fun to Dane Fu
by TheDick-tator May 1, 2024
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kung fu nic

The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021
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Slut Fu

A means of manipulation by way of seduction and flirtation, conventionally wielded by women against men. Manner of speech, conversation topics, and choice of clothing can all be considered facets in the art of Slut Fu.
Shaye is so good at getting guys to do whatever she wants, her mastery of Slut Fu is beyond impressive.
by owndrew December 5, 2021
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