Science underground

An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day

Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground

by OldDogg November 13, 2021

Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.

They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.

by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021

science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.

Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done

“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
“Chaos, pure chaos.”

by weeser_ January 27, 2022

Really into science

A term secretly referring to being gay; originated from the podcast Welcome to Night Vale

Tom is really into science *wink*

by RainMushroom February 8, 2022

Chad Science

Another term to describe people having taken ship science as they are the chads of engineering.

Person A: Hey, so what's your course? I'm a law major.
Person B: Oh, I'm doing ship science.
Person A: Ah yes, chad science.

by KatyPewy February 12, 2022

super-science

Super-science tells us that physical space moving forward in time can be annealed into a single line stretching from super-symmetry to ex-finity.

The single line is an MRAM-line divided into uncountable parts; and has a length of 10^10 Planck-lengths.

Magneto-resistive RAM divided into uncountable parts has a Planck-length of 10^10.

This is also the speed of the universe.

Super-science tells us our thoughts are stretching the universe.

by flightfacilities February 13, 2022