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camera dive

a camera dive is a very used technique in a lot of ironic tiktoks .
its basically when someone cringy (on tiktok) get's dueted and the so called "camera dive" is used.

the camera dive itself is when the dueter just jumps into the camera for no apparent reason as a joke.
ohhh.... crap i just broke my iphone screen by doing a camera dive into it lol.
by discount_coke February 6, 2019
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Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities
by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019
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scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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Meme Diving

The action of diving into the deep web to steal some dank memes and/or get some meme material.
Dude, I went meme diving the other day and came back up with some dank material.
by Ageine June 10, 2018
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Cum Diving

When cum diving the catcher waits until the pitcher ejaculates the first rope or ropes of cum externally, then quickly inserts the penis into an orifice or 'dives' for the remainder of the cum. This is often done so that producers of sex movies cannot have the pitcher fake an orgasm. This also allows for the the visual of seeing the cum on a particular part of the body combined with a creampie, without having to see msog from several men, as in a circle jerk, bukakke, or gokkun.
She went cum diving with her mouth and ended up with a facial and an oral creampie. He went cum diving with his ass hole and ended up with cum on his back and an anal creampie. Heather Deep and Little Oral Andie are known for cum diving.
by Dirtier Old Man May 14, 2018
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Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.
Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.
by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019
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Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
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