Ambulance chaser

Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.

Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??

Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 7, 2024

Bottom feeding clout chaser

A being who has no real value that lives paycheck to paycheck who brags about coming up off of someone.

This bottom feeding clout chaser came to the club with $10 and drank up all of the VIP bottles flexing on the gram.

by Nrican February 5, 2024

Hook Chaser

The poor rigger that has chase the hook all day because the legend in the seat can’t catch the load.

Poor Juan has to rig for the legend Tom today, he’s going to be a hook chaser all day. Tom could catch a cold faster than he could catch his load.

by TB alloon head October 11, 2023

Oklahoman Storm Chaser

the craziest of the bunch. the most ludicrous of them all..

The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.

"Holy cow, Spencer is a real Oklahoman Storm Chaser!"

by MartianSupremacist October 11, 2023

Mulan chaser

A person who prefers to date Asian women and goes to great lengths to do so. This person is usually a pathetic douchebag and doesn't actually have and appreciation for Asian culture and assumes that an Asian woman will be subservient and "love him long time."

Chad goes to China every year in hopes of finding a bride. He's such a Mulan chaser.

by Kitty Capone April 10, 2023

Nightmare Chaser

A Nightmare Chaser is someone who frequently consumes psychedelic drugs with the sole intention of having a bad trip.

I heard betty had another bad trip but she seems chill, she must be a nightmare chaser.

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023