Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

by shadded June 28, 2013

cap-map

In electronics; a diagram (sometimes hand drawn) to assist in locating and verifying the polarity of electrolytic capacitors and other electronic components.

Q: Did you draw a CAP-MAP before you removed all those capacitors?
A: Nope!
Response: Good luck getting the new ones installed correctly!

by T.S. Elmore March 4, 2011

CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011

sharp no cap

nova (northern virginia) slang, basically means i’m hip to these facts; pretty much the same as both facts moe and no printer, just fax

person 1: man, it’s fucked up how humans really ruined the environment
person 2: facts moe
person 3: sharp no cap

by regnovabinch March 11, 2019

Finesse the CAP

You lied so bad that your lie isn’t believable;

You straight finesse the cap bro!

by NiyahWiyah July 10, 2018

Scrub Cap

A cap surgeons wear on their head during surgery.

I know, its just...he should wear this. It's his ferry boat scrub cap. He loves ferry boats.

by TaylorKenn August 5, 2018

British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap

A proper British Cap scalds the penis

by anonymous March 24, 2023