Melon Cake

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.

“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.

by Matty_B_69 August 29, 2021

anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

cake-sitting

the act of sitting on cakes for sexual pleasure

i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good

by number25 April 6, 2003

Yellow Cake

It can only be contained in a special CIA napkin.But you must pray to god you don't drop that shit.

Guy 1:I just got back from Africa,i brought back some yellow cake.

*GUY 1 DROPS CAKE*

Guy 2:OH SHI-

by Rick Garcia March 7, 2007

wuss cake

Someone who is more extreme in Wuss-Ness than a Regular wussy and is also a homo sexual or a fruit cake . The individual usually wears old blue jeans and shirts with stupid sayings on them and normally have red or blonde hair or red hair dyed blonde in a effort to look less Wuss like such things make them easy to spot. they normally cry when harassed or get taunted

Hey Dave, that auggie kid sure is a Wuss cake.. Dave - yeah dude defiantly a wussy Wuss wuss cake..
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Patrick- hey gee can I borrow some clothes I want to dress up as a wuss cake for halloween.

josh - wussy wussy wussy, Wuss cake Wuss cake, gee is a Wuss cake

Chris - haha what a Wuss cake

by the green tool box November 1, 2010

Victoria cake

A ass in such diameter they turned it into a company

Can you believe Victoria cake turned her fat ass into a company.

by Salso January 7, 2022

jaffa cake

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM

woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!

by cynthia_s July 13, 2006