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Couch Christ

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize. - SEE SOFA SAVIOR - people who are going to save the world from their sofa or couch.
While watching Maui rescue on TV, my father turned into a real Couch Christ saying what rescuers should be doing differently. Yet, he has no experience in rescue operations.
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
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Jesus Christ

An awesome dude that just wanted what was best for all of us, and he got killed for it. Also, he is the son of God and the savior of all.
(Jesus Christ): Lazarus, come out!
(LazarusA dead guy): *comes back to life and walks out of tomb*
by Jeff#4 July 24, 2025
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Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.
I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.
by Glemp August 21, 2025
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Jesus Christ

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions
by me lolita September 3, 2025
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Jesus Christ

Jesus' full name is Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.

He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.

You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.

God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.

Don't believe the Devils lies.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 19, 2025
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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is a man with *Infinite Aura* and *Insane knowledge* (literally omniscient) also a *great guy* who would *help anyone* as is *everyones true answer to all their problems* (John 14:6) and a *Leader* often depicted as a *King of Kings* he also *saved the entirety of humanity*
by a.basra386 January 1, 2026
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