Benjamin

A fat Vietnamese dude who loves calling himself a cuck and a chud he deserves nothing in life

Bro that waiter is such a Benjamin

I would hate to be a Benjamin

by footfunguswarrior November 18, 2025

Benjamin

A certified chode: loud confidence packed into a bafflingly small amount of actual substance. The benjamin archetype is defined by an unshakable belief in his own dominance despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. He enters every situation with chest out, facts missing, and a speech prepared for a victory that has not occurred and likely never will. Declares himself a pimp of circumstance, conversation, or strategy, yet manages nothing beyond vibes and self-delusion. Frequently mistaken for someone “in charge” due solely to volume and audacity. Despite this, remains a lovely chump—endearing, harmless, and weirdly hard to dislike, as his failures are sincere, his confidence is pure, and his commitment to being wrong is almost admirable.

“He kicked open the meeting with pure benjamin energy—zero prep, maximum chode confidence, declared himself the pimp of the plan, got absolutely nothing done, and somehow still left smiling like he’d won.” 🔥

by jonahliss30000 December 15, 2025

Benjamin David

Benjamin David
noun | ben-juh-min day-vid
A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.

“Meeting him was like discovering a Benjamin David — calm, strong, and so impossibly kind that I couldn’t resist the urge to massage his back every night.”

by Lunaleche<3 December 24, 2025

Benjamin

BENJAMIN

Benjamin
noun | ben-juh-min

A rare soul that is gentle yet gruff, with quiet strength like a mountain. He walks simply, yet leaves an imprint of kindness, loyalty, and wisdom. Eyes like ice hold a soft warmth for nature, animals, and those he loves. A protector, a thoughtful listener, and a heart that carries a steadfast love with subtle power.

My whole life I wandered around the continent like a lost puppy, I had no idea I was looking for a Benjamin.

by Lunaleche<3 December 24, 2025

Benjamin

Very sexy and very handsome he knows how to get what he wants especially when it comes to woman

Did I just see Benjamin and Megan getting it on?

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Benjamin

Doesn’t give a fuck about what your name means on urban dictionary.

Seriously no one else does either

-Benjamin

by Bb2369 November 22, 2021

Benjamin

Benjamin is a very good looking guy and is also great in bed. Women dreams of a night with Benjamin.

Who is that good looking guy? Thats Benjamin hè is so handsome and also very good in bed.

by Cocaine69 November 22, 2021