Ash Moment

Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.

Karla: Where'd Sam go?

Heather: She went to find her phone.

Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?

Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment

by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011

soften his ash

To deflate someone who is maybe over confident about a certain thing

he thinks he`s top dog around here. We`ll soon soften his ash

by aliobrien11 July 27, 2017

Iso ash

Residue from vaping

Iso ash all up ony car after someone vapes in it

by Lead Driver Tony August 4, 2017

Ash

Bald fucking deek’ed
Smokes all my fags and bud/hash

Ash:Can i pinch a roll up
Me: fuck sake

by Dobd1llan March 15, 2019

Ash

That one fucker who is only good at Pokemon video games. He also mains fucking Pokemon in smash games and comes to school with a frickin Pokemon backpack. Then when you walk up to him and ask why TF do you play Pokemon? And he'll say some shit like "it's who I was meant to be," and walks off going to sniff some Charmander puss.

"I'm good at Pokemon,"

"No one cares Ash,"

by Isosheper December 19, 2018

Ashing off my pickle

When your pickle is too juicy so you have to shake off the extra juice.

“Bro, I’m ashing off my pickle, it’s too juicy.”

by Ashtonmilo January 6, 2019

Ash Vegas

An ironic nickname used to refer to the small town of Ash Vale, Surrey, United Kingdom.

The council have set up two christmas lights in Ash Vegas this year! How extravagant

by MissMicallef January 11, 2019