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Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
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Alyssa

Alyssa is nasty and a low life that would bang anything walking and does not respect her mom because she’s a very filthy girl
Alyssa is gross
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ALyssA

ALYssaA can you help me scoup my poop
by Pansit May 9, 2023
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Alyssa white

She can be pretty. Well sometimes. She probably has freckles and blonde hair with a slight crook in her nose. She can easily fall for someone but mostly people that hurt her. She probably is the older sister and has strong opinions. She’s interested in fashion and the outdoors. Although she is independent she relies on her family and those around her to fund her shopping addiction. She is designed to live in a big city where she can be inspired by the cultures around her yet she will most likely end up near her parents living off benefits.
Oh alyssa white just gave me a dirty look
That’s just her for u
by yourbrilliance12 May 15, 2023
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Alyssa<33

Alyssa is a super cool chick that is super duper funny, nice, and she's a really big silly goose, she's really random sometimes and it's always tons and tons of fun to be around her, I lava my little Alyssa goose🫶🫶🫶
Camille: alyssas a fucking freak man!
Maryly: ya ik-
Alyssa<33: *cuts of maryly* DAMN RIGHT I AM GRAHHHHHHH POW POW POW
by Milawashere3 July 17, 2023
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alyssa

alyssa asks me rude and personal questions that i don't want to answer
Alyssa: "hi archie!"
Archie: "fuck off,"
by pooeater26 August 1, 2023
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Alyssa K

A girl who seems to be nice to you but gets mad at the simplest things
"Do you know Alyssa K?"
"Yeah shes so rude"
by Speedy20957 August 8, 2023
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