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Squid

tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)
Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.
by A kool nigga June 11, 2018
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Squid rings

A slow and incapable electrical apprentice. The greenhorn and bottom feeder of the electrical industry.
Tradie, "pass me my long nose pliers"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"
by RedDaug June 11, 2018
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Squid

British currency, a play on the colloquial term 'quid', as in 'pound'.
A: Went to Nan's the other day, she gave me twenty squids!
L: Woah, twenty whole squids?
A: You're goddamn right.
by LargerSlime March 20, 2023
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Squid Game

This lowkey happen when a barely legal Japanese girl crams a moist octopus/squid in her pussy. The object of the game is to see how many days you can leave it in there.
Xing Ling Po was caught playing squid game in her room. He father Chow Wong Dong was very furious! Don't play squid game. Squid game no good. No good is squid game.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
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Squid Ass

A condition of shafting while in the pool.
“Mom, why is that lady surrounded by brown water.” “Oh honey, she just has squid ass.”
by Squirtle Turtle April 2, 2023
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Squid-Bate

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.
Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!
by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023
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Squid Taco

Me: "Hey squid"

Squid Taco: "hey man"
by pikcled January 20, 2023
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