soft santa

blowing your load while your soft

i fuckin had to soft santa last night because she couldnt get my chub going

by shwoogie May 15, 2010

soft-shit

Sudden and nervous evacuation caused by negative anticipation in a social setting.

Like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.

Example 1 "Ready to give your speech on Female Genital Mutilation, or should I go first?"
"Wait a minute, I think I better take a soft-shit"

Example 2
"Hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he's worried you'll miss your plane"

"Thanks. Tell him I'm okay. I always have to take a soft-shit when I hear those big engines".

by Charisma Resistant October 30, 2008

Soft cunt

The Aussie word 4 sum 1 who is a PUSSY! Can't take shit.... you could blow them and they'd fly a hundrd Fucken years away..... Softy prick

my fag friend james (professional soft cunt).... I call him sandwich....... Because I ate his cock like a sandwich

by Arabian Sperm Bank August 7, 2015

soft animal

The name given to the purest of all the animals

All doggos are extremely soft animals

by Quigley_quigley April 1, 2019

soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “i’m so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

by superduperkayl January 11, 2020

Soft Boy

Peter Roberts

Damn have you seen that soft boy, he’s cute kinda shy doe.

by Vivi The Equestrian June 6, 2020

soft core

soft core is the feeling you get when your favorite song comes on the radio, soft core is holding hands, soft core is having chickens in your back yard, soft core is not hard core because it's soft, although it's not weak, or even really happy.

closely associated with the band tender forever.

it was totally soft core when we got popsicles, went to the park, and played frisbee.

by insidejokesareforpplw/friends August 29, 2009