Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I typed my name in to urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Nonce

A nickname for nancy

Hey nonce
Hey don't call me nonce
Wait-thats ur name tho, Nancy
Ye

Well nonce is a nickname

No!!
Oh, oh well
U can call me it anyways

Ok, nonce

by Izzywizzyletsgetbusy November 23, 2021

Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025

Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.

Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!

by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021

Nonce

Another word for Tom Pulford

Have you heard about that nonce?? Oh you mean Tom pulford?

by JohnathanWickers June 8, 2024

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025