nature's meth

Coffee, espresso, or natural drinks with lots of caffine.

Tobi: Tiffany is tweaking out on some of nature's meth right now.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.

by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018

natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".

The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

All Natural

Hairy, Fungus infused mole on a sweaty teenager named Jared Getzler

Eww what is that. “ It’s my all natural”

by Hairy All Natural January 7, 2019

Natures Bucket

The floor

"Where did you put the screws for this?"
"Natures Bucket" *points to floor*
"oh, my, god jake!"

by yaboicat January 23, 2023

nature

nature can be compared to capital God but they have one key difference which is that nature rules this world and capital God rules another. nature is in fact the closest thing to God and at times, the evil but it is always superior to humans.

the nature had many natural disasters which wiped out the humanity and the animals. some of the spiritualists rebuilt their homes, and decided to worship nature as a deity.

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Natural eyeliner

Getting a cum shot to the eyes and leaving it there long enough to crust

My boyfriends load hit me in the eye this morning giving me that natural eyeliner

by LL-train December 23, 2023