Sticky Milkshake

When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.

Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?

Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.

by CleanSomewhere March 8, 2020

Milkshaking

When a flaccid penis achieves orgasm through aggressive shaking.

“ I woke up out of a dead sleep ... next thing I knew, I was milkshaking all over myself... “

by dikwagon March 14, 2020

Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

Strawberry Milkshake

After having sex, a man removes the woman’s eyeball and then finishes in her empty socket. Then swirling around his baby batter in her empty socket it turns into a strawberry milk colour.

Last night i was in the hospital for 3 hours after Kurk done a Strawberry Milkshake for our anniversary.

by Milker Man June 25, 2020

Milkshake

When you do jumping jacks without a bra

Milkshake

by Jeff5362874 October 15, 2020

kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.

“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”

by Ataenzl July 14, 2022

Milkshake

When you gangbang a girl and all cum inside of her. You then pick her up, shake her up and all pull out straws to drink the milkshake out of her pussy.

Ben: me and the boys are planning to have a milkshake later.
Cody: yeah bro, I’m down.

by Smokegrasseataass August 8, 2022