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Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

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All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

by garcalej February 1, 2019

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The best player of hide and seek in the entire universe.

Where is God?? There is no evidence of its existence

by Motherffatman September 7, 2018

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A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.

God is watching, give her a good show.

by sadvalem October 2, 2018

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someone who never cared loved or valued me or my pursuit of existence

God told me to fly and when i tryed to he called me a loser now i never try anymore.

by Asifgodcaredaboutme May 19, 2018

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God is love.
If you get to know him and love him he'll more than likely love you back. Whenever I was sick or needed him in life he was there. If you take time for him he seems to like that. Can be a great friend to you when you befriend him back.

God is great and I thank him each day.

by Loves God very berry much October 19, 2022

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