Ben Farmer

Funny

Man that joke was Ben Farmer level humor, I almost laughed!

by Big mommy daddy jr November 5, 2021

Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best

Future farmer is life!

by Farmer funny November 9, 2021

checkpoint farmer

Weirdo that farms cps and think that they’re good and try to ego people.

That checkpoint farmer is ass

by SoSIlx September 5, 2021

Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021

Farmer

In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.

Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”

Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”

by Izumrud September 17, 2021

farmer bread

A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .

Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure

by weenygenie July 13, 2021

gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012