Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.

I'm going to ear fuck you.

by JoeyJoestar October 12, 2019

Wank ear

The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.

Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.

My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.

by munky82 December 13, 2017

ear poggler

Australian for Q-tip or cotton swab on a stick

Can you grab me an ear poggler, I need to clean my ears!

by dj micro January 3, 2018

ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

ear error

1. (Noun) Ear Error is a type of style of music that combines electronic, hip hop, and a variety of styles of music into a concoction of musical bliss. It is heavily influenced by futuristic/robotic sounds with a mixture of old school hip hop and rock music. The combination in theory should not work, but due to the expertise of the Producer and/or Musician the combination comes together causing the listener "Ear Error".

2. (Verb) To cause someone blissful ear pleasure by playing a sound and/or song.

1.)
Jack: Yo did you hear that song by Tito?

Dom: Brooo it was fire !
Jack: I agree bro Do you know what type of style it is ?

Dom: Brooo its "Ear Error"!

2.)
Wow your song is causing me ear error

by Mechatronica April 10, 2020

travellers ear

Travellers ear is when a Traveller can understand their native language through thick accents. One with travellers ear may complete words and understand body language with people from other countries. People with travellers ear usually do not speak the native language.

Alex- "what did he say?"
Brian- "I don't know, get Josh over here he has good travellers ear."

by Mott18 March 9, 2020

Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.

I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.

by Tim Ozman July 20, 2020