nasty justin

When you tuck your weiner at a NA meeting. Pretending to be a woman and pick up male new comers in hopes of 13th stepping them.

That was pretty lame that he pulled a nasty justin on the guy with 3 days clean from meth.

by Mike-nasty February 19, 2021

Nasty Asti

The horniest chic of the flock, always down to give some head and loosen that pussy. Requires a massive cock and has very high standards. She is so nasty and is not afraid to show some skin, when you meet her you get a boner. You're always in for a treat when you meet this hunk of junk, big tots and booty aren't her only advantage she also has a killer pussy and gives a great head. Always up for fingering. Nothing is off the table, will play with you

Kyle: "woah me and this chica hit all the bases last night"
Carl: "she was a nasty asti wasn't she"
Kyle: " yea she was, damn her pussy was tight"

by partyhard69 April 30, 2021

NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions

ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face

by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013

Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.

Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.

by jayfrank January 1, 2012

nasty oyster

Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.

It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.

Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"

Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"

by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011

Nasty Turtle

When you submerge yourself completely in the fluids of a porta potty just enough to where you can lay horizontal and be hidden under the waste. Then you wait for someone to sit down so you then you become erect and enter them discreetly.

I was at a festival last week and I was doing the nasty turtle.

by cooper mullin February 24, 2023

Nasty Frizzlo

Where you shit on Frizzlo's upper lip while he's sleeping to give the illusion of a mustache

"oh dang Goris, you just laid one Nasty Frizzlo"

by BravoMike March 18, 2023