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by Jcw123 December 2, 2023
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Originally intended to mean "alert to civil rights issues" or "takes an enlightened approach to civil rights", its meaning has changed. It is now associated with adopting an obsessive, blinkered or deliberately obtuse approach to certain civil rights, particularly in relation to equality. It refers to an approach which is overall and on balance harmful to society, ignores context and counterpoints, and is ignorant of the wider ramifications of the position taken.

Under the pretense of being politically correct, the "woke" person is, ironically, asleep, in that they are ignorant of or unconcerned by the harms caused by their actions. Such harms may include:
• damage to freedom of expression and freedom of association
• the diminution of comedy, and artistic license in music and film, to the point that it becomes dull
• stifling of conversation
• fear of expressing an alternative opinion or calling out that which is evidently nonsense
• feelings of being browbeaten, helpless and living in a dystopian society
• diversion of societal focus away from more pressing issues affecting society
• the breakdown of language and societal structures
discrimination and prejudice against others with particular characteristics - typically those who, in a particular location or organisation, are in a majority - under the guise of improving equality and acting on behalf of the minority.

The "woke" person may be acting in their own self-interests to achieve their own ends.
They is only one person, but they has a big effect on everyone around them. They's so woke that they can't function properly in life, it's hard to understand them, and even their friends can't keep track of their pronouns.

He's so woke that he's asleep.

Wokey dokey.
by peachxylophoneduck December 5, 2023
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The (false) belief, rooted in socialism and by extension gnosticism, that the state of nature is absolute equality and fairness, and that every disparity between any persons or groups is invariably the result of some oppression or exploitation, and thus the only way to restore the state of nature is to dismantle every element of culture and civilization imaginable, presumably to be replaced with some form of socialism.
There's no pleasing them.They literally hate everything. They're woke.
by Elijah Knightly December 7, 2023
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The political equivilant of "nerd". It's not a compelling statement, it's just a meaningless insult.
Sane person: Global warming is a real thing.
Trump hat wearer: Oh yeah, well you're WOKE!
by O' Chungus December 9, 2023
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Sometimes a quiffle, Twunt or wankspangler.
I asked the parking warden if I could call him a parking womble. He said so no because it's not woke enough. So I just called him a wankspangler instead.
by Bertie Patel December 11, 2020
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Pussy-woke

Pussy-woke
N. To spew profound and enlightening concepts in order to appear woke so that a female will give up her vagina as an offering to the cause.
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Adj. Describing a dude that becomes woke when hot females enter the area
Noun- “He is so good at acting like he is woke and getting all the hot girls to sleep with him He is definitely pussy-woke.”

Adj. He doesn’t give a shit about the cause, but he can sure make all the females climb into his bed with his profound bullshit. He is one pussy-woke dude.
by Yellow card November 8, 2021
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Disillusioned about the noble origin story of our culture.
I was raised to think of Columbus as a hero, but I have read a lot of history, and now I am woke.
by grayforester November 9, 2021
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