swamp donkey

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.

Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!

by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016

Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.

Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.

by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017

swamp cricket

Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.

Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.

by Nee bay February 24, 2019

Swamp Itch

It make yo booty crusty.

If you sleep in someone’s bed for too long they will give you swamp itch

by LiberalEater69 January 28, 2019

Swamp Ditch

The female version of swamp nuts.

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.

by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019

swamp hole

this is when your balls, gooch and asshole are very moist and sweaty as if there is a swamp in your hole

for fuck sake, I have major swamp hole right now.

by fortnitepro69 June 14, 2019

draining the swamp

felching

The Senator can't meet with you right now. He's busy with an aide, draining the swamp.

by GOPeaBrain April 19, 2018