Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.

Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.

by A J V January 14, 2012

Pres prisoner

When your university housemate is having pres with a group of friends you don't really know in the communal kitchen or living area, so you're forced to stay (or hide) in your room all evening

I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead

by lilypad01 June 7, 2023

chinese prison

A method of discipline in which the accuser already knows about the infractions of the accused but does not disclose their knowledge. The accused has the opportunity to confess their infractions in hope of a lighter punishment.

Here's what's going to happen. It's going to be like Chinese prison: if you confess before I tell you what I know, you'll get off easier.

by kroshaghennessy June 9, 2023

Vanilli Ice in prison

Vanilli Ice in prison is a joke. Vanilli Ice got sent to prison for being a sing fraud because everyone knows he no talent. Suge Knight's penis meets Vanilla Ice's anus every night. That is where the lyrics Ice Ice Baby come from due to the anal friction.

Vanilli Ice in prison help to raise Suge Knight's spirits +his penis after getting his long prison sentence.

by queensburykid June 12, 2023

prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.

Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

prison panini

A sandwich warmed in between the butt cheeks.

Hey, man I was able to get you a prison panini out of the cafeteria…

by Bowlman_can March 21, 2023

Prison Fish

A derogatory term given to new prison inmates. Much like the opening and closing of a goldfish’s mouth, new inmates are expected to make a similar face for their cell mates.

“We got a new Prison Fish, boys!”

“Show me that pretty mouth of yours, Prison Fish!”

by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023