splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Slime Patty

Anal creampie

After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 30, 2020

Pulling a patty

When you do too many drugs and wake up in a cemetery. At this point, you’ve lost too many days to count

Keep calm, don’t go pulling a patty

by Lor6969 April 3, 2020

Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

by Penis patty June 4, 2020

Prostitute Patty

A lady’s who walks around naked and steals all your shit with a shopping cart

Oh, shit! There’s prostitute Patty she’s got her shopping cart and shovel get inside kids!

by Etm18 July 16, 2020

Patty

A kind of disgusting, ugly creature, best known for being a freaking copycat. They are incredibly stupid, and aren't aware of that. People get terrified just by seeing their troll-like face.

Me: Patty is being a b**ch again...
Teacher: Oh, you poor thing. Now don't you worry, I will kill her and throw her to hell.

by Unicorn Avocado July 23, 2020

patty cags

A very handsome guy with the kindest heart, he can light up a room with just a smile, hes so so smart, literally the best dude ever, not to mention talented. A goat at baseball and everything else he does. Hes got it all.

Yo, that guys got such swag who is that?
Oh, thats patty cags hes a beast

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020