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Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.
Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.
by Reverend Jim Bob December 12, 2022
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Midget

Used to describe a midget
Tobys so short hes a midget
by EmilColeman September 13, 2023
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a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.
who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget
by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023
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Midgets

short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places
A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023
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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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Midget

Cadyn: ha, you midget
Kaitlyn: prepare for murder you tall menace
by The midget writer October 23, 2019
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midget

A small person that gets called a elf
Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf

Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas
by hiimlj October 25, 2019
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