Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011

lemon cardboard

to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box

im going to lemon cardboard to night

by Dry lemon Cardboard February 10, 2023

Lemon goo

When one pisses and cums at the same time aka a number 5

Tf did he just make lemon goo

by Adolf nigler July 31, 2023

Lemon lot

A used car lot that sells busted ass vehicles, or the section of an automobile dealer lot where the used vehicles for sale are displayed

That dude who asked if my jalopy was for sale probably works for the douchebag who owns the lemon lot

by Zergberger July 13, 2022

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022

John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall

“John lemons is a legend”

by John lemons April 13, 2022

Lemon Ice

Hit Asian

I met lemon ice last night

by Cristobal Riley December 9, 2020