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Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.
Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.
by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022
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Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.
Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.
by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022
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water lag

Disturbances in the
freedom to feel like ur
moving normally in water, specially when you’re trying to fight someone or walk fast in a pool.
“Damn, last pool party he tried to hit me in the pool but thanks to the water lag he barely had energy to do so, that’s how I knocked his dumb ass out.”
by M. Denny April 21, 2022
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Lag

Lag,when a online game has alot of ping to the point of “rubber banding” or slow gameplay. It also is an acronym for Lame.Axcuse for Gamers (It works better than LEG ok…)
person 1:Oh crap im experiencing Lag!
Person 2: Stop using that LAG
by A guy with a gun .E February 21, 2022
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lag

A situation during gaming when the FPS drops very low, causing game footage to look choppy and stuttery. In most situations, it becomes hard or immposible to play while lagging.
I'm not terrible, I was just lagging!
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
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Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.
"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."
by blaastranger December 28, 2020
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Lag

An excuse by Filipino ML players when they get killed because of their dumb gameplay.
Pharsa: Pre ayusin mo naman ang laro mo, bobo ka.

Zilong: Sorry lag kasi ako, 150ms ping ko kaya namatay ako.

Pharsa: Palusot ka pa, tangina mo.
by AnMLPlayer January 26, 2021
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