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Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person
A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024
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Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.
Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
by Pelandroni April 7, 2023
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Jonas

Jonas

J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
by Bellaskim April 20, 2023
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De Jonas

De definitie voor een persoon die een barfie legt na een zware nacht.
Hij gaat over zijn zuiger, hij is de Jonas
by Hurb1 April 26, 2023
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Jonas

Jonas:" Deine Mom hat HIV von mir du hurensohn"
Jonas dein po ist nass
by tpmodern November 24, 2023
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Jonas Shultz

Jonas Shultz is a total girlboss
by Apygmysloth December 23, 2022
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Jonas Shultz

Jonas Shultz is a total girlboss.
by Apygmysloth December 23, 2022
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