Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

by Westy3581 July 6, 2022

Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

by Kylzam June 11, 2022

Gangster Granny

Gangster Granny:
A old lady who is involved in criminal activities or secretly runs a criminal empire. She might be involved in drug deals, arms trading, or underground networks, and she’s not afraid to use samurai swords, guns etc, have a scrap, or punish people. She hates the police, will never rat you out, may have done a lot of prison time too—cross her at your own risk.

Lee: Bruv, did you see that thing on the YouTube Scarcity Channel the other day?.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: A hand grenade went off in some old woman’s house in Liverpool, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Yeah, she was a proper gangster granny, LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 23, 2026

Fitness Granny

Super hot granny usually over 55 and works out her tight body about 5 times a and can be seen dating dudes in their 30s and 40s

Man that Patti has a banging ass body she's definitely a fitness granny

by Dino B Stud February 1, 2026

Grannie Mae

A bank or another financial institution responsible for dishing out reverse mortgages, annuities, or other financial products to older adults.

Jim: You said you inherited a house! What happened?
Jack: Ma took out a reverse mortgage from the ol' Grannie Mae. She outlived her diagnosis by twenty years and died.
Jim: Feels bad, man.

by EternalSoldier February 3, 2026