Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
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We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother
Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…
We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother
Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…
Someone: *insert something that pisses off some big people in big office*
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech
The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech
The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)
by Unholy Saint August 16, 2024
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V1: no I win
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