earthing

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.

yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.

by rose :p December 8, 2023

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Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

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For The Earth

When something is eco friendly and 100% sustainable.

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A clothing line made by "Drop Clothing" which just so happens to be eco friendly and 100% sustainable. CRAZY.

Bob: "I love how im doing a favour for the earth by wearing this cool clothing. What do you think about it?"
*Silence*
Bob is yet again alone with his clothes.

This is FOR THE EARTH.

by DROP CLOTHING July 19, 2023

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Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important

What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?

by Beaverdammit August 4, 2023

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Earth Day

1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl

Earth day is on Saturday this year.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

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