jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......

Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

CHRIST ON A BIKE

The word Caddicarus uses in his videos when he freaks the fuck out

"Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"

by AshySlashyMeow January 31, 2022

Anti Christ

Play fourhorsemen by mettalica backwards

Anti Christ is a fishermen

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

jiff christ

an AI who plays minecraft and uses zenith while on a macbook

Jiff: I hate blacks
Isabella Sanders: Surely not all blacks Jiff Christ!

by Isabella Sanders September 20, 2021

jiff christ

an AI who plays minecraft and uses zenith while on a macbook

Jiff: I hate blacks
Isabella Sanders: Surely not all blacks Jiff Christ?

by Isabella Sanders September 20, 2021

Jesus Christ

My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.

Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.

by Peskay February 24, 2022

Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

by fillikirch August 25, 2021