benjamin

an annoying nerd who thinks hes always right and will threaten you if you disagree

kid: hey benjamin

benjamin: *whack*
kid: hey what was that for
benjamin: you dont like mozart

by Mutant Giant Spider Dog September 3, 2025

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Benjamin

Types of people that are misogynistic and go for looks in relationships

Racial slur towards Asian men

royce: men go to war and women belong in the kitchen

grace: stop being such a benjamin..

by xiong.editor October 15, 2025

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A truly amazing man. His loyalty is immeasurable. He signifies the true meaning of a convict. He greatly values his freedom and will go to great lengths to insure he is safe from the opps. He will protect the ones he loves at all costs. If you are on his team you're in good hands. He has coined the phrase "I'm going to the store" which means I'm leaving and I probably will not return any time soon. Benjamin Smith is made of steal! Not even an F-150 can stop him. His sex game is on point, and is worthy of taking notes. If you are one of the lucky ones to experience it you should consider yourself lucky ... he's not your average Joe. Do not betray him, it will end all bad. He holds the title for a few unmentionable skills. He's a great cook!! Listen carefully when he talks, when he gives you advice or directions then you better comprehend what he tells you, because when it comes to the law he will never start you wrong. He is one of the sexiest men on the planet and he most definitely has BDE! If he gives you his time then take it for what it's worth. He is definitely a one of a kind!

Look at him ... He is cute in his own special way! Duh ... that's because he's Benjamin Smith!"

by The Bad Guys Girl October 17, 2025

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