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Alyssa

Very studious, rich🙄, TikTok 24/7, and Micheal jackson(kors) purses.

Ps. Daddy’s money
Alyssa get a job.
by Tale eater November 21, 2023
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Alyssa

Very studious, rich🙄, TikTok 24/7, and Micheal jackson(kors) purses.

Ps. Daddy’s money
Alyssa get a job.
by Tale eater November 21, 2023
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Alyssa

That’s Alyssa? Damnn that fat bitch is a bitch.
by SuperrMemeAnimeNani December 3, 2023
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Alyssa walters

My ex best friend or as we would say befristend we may not talk anymore and even if we never talk again i hope shes doing well i miss her so much and im truley sorry for everything ive done and im sorry im such a bad friend amd im sorry for always being jealous so much if i could go back and make it where we were still friends i would do it in a heart beat and alyssa if your reading this i truly am sorry and am trying to change
Alyssa walters one of the only friends i had that new me more then i new myself she gave the best hugs and always made me feel important i miss her
by Deadhuman34 December 5, 2023
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Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!
by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023
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Alyssa

Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS
Alyssa is a name guys.
by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023
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Alyssa

A girl who gives the most toe curling head she will have you gripping the sheets, your lungs about to collapse, your stomach sinking in, your throat closing up she will have you screaming so loud everyone hears it AND she swallows never spits and still goes crazy on it even after you've came so get yourself a alyssa if you want the best head ever
"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"

"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
by nastypussygots2go May 4, 2023
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