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Zach's launguage

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.
Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.
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Suck’s Willy and is a loser
I have a crush on him

Hahaha
Zach is cute
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Zach is an absolute cutie and one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet!! Zachs are very generous and adorable people plus they’re very cuddly and entertaining :)
Mannnnnn zach is so cuteeeee he’s amazinggg
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Zach is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet without a doubt!! Anyone can instantly fall for him no matter how long it takes to get to know him, he’s adorable in every way and so easy to talk to that you could spend half a life time making conversation with him. He’s so courageous and usually absolutely awesome at football and has a really good taste in music. Find yourself a zach in your life, he’s everything anybody could want and has all the time in the world for you. He can instantly make you happy and smile make your days so much more bearable
I can’t believe how amazing zach is, I didn’t know anyone had the capacity to make me so happy
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a Zach is a cool friend to be around.hes looks big and tough but is loyal and kind and hates to fight.has a temper but it can be a good thing for him and u. can be funny and annoying and a dumass but is over all good friend. he loves one girl over all other girls and plays around with her shyly. hes tall, handsome and sometime athletic. he likes hanging out with friends but is ocward around there parents and all adulates. they care how he looks and what people think of him.
if u have a zach check if he likes u dont say anything just look, ask a friend close to him. if u like him keep him close

they usually like smart, beautiful, cute funny, athletic girls.
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An absolute bitchboy named derpsause. Weird skinny and is a total nerd.
Wow who’s that!!
Oh that’s just a Zach
Oh, whata weirdo
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Zach is a badass, Zach likes to cause trouble, and Zach is very scary. He is not your average person, he destroys anything in his way and often cusses like a sailor. He is fuckin shredded, and if he isn’t then he is still scary.
Guy 1:Shit dude it’s Zach look away
Guy 2: He saw me dude I’m scared
Guy 1: Your gonna get your shit kicked in man Zach doesn’t play around
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