cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.

"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"

by wildman_69 October 24, 2023

squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

Twat squat

The female version of the teabag

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.

by Assclap90k November 17, 2023

Tennessee Squat

When you eat something really spicy and then go back to your hotel in tennessee and have an awful shit, stinking the entire room.

He tried the work's hottest gummy bear and had to have the Tennessee Squat.

by cacaferrocarril April 20, 2023

Darn diddly squat

A replacement for "damn"

Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?

by Springtrap Gamer May 8, 2023

Squatting

A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.

Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?

Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.

by BlanketbarkBob007 December 18, 2023

squat

noun - usually, any low area or object to sit down on, like a designated area on the ground, a tree stump, or a bottom step (stoop). Nowadays, a squat can refer to anything you can sit on, e.g., bench, chair, stool.

verb - the act of sitting down.

noun - If someone leaves their seat, at a night club for example, you might ask, "let me get dis squat?"
noun - If you want a seat next to someone, on a bus for example, you might ask, "can I get dis squat?"

verb - after a long hike in the woods, one might say, "aw man! bump this! I'm about to squat for a few minutes."

by apbt July 6, 2023