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by Chronicle Editor February 6, 2025
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girl: “bazinga!! jared padaleckis man boobs are huge in this movie, lawd have mercy..”
(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”
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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”
another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”
(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”
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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”
another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”
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