Murphy Field

From Murphy's Law: an area of bad luck, misfortune, unlikely accidents, etc. surrounding a person or even a place. Sometimes affects others more than the focus. Can be specific to certain things like electronics, cooking, relationships, travel, etc.

My Murphy Field is especially strong; I am the Death of Electronics.

by FreddieSpaghetti December 26, 2023

The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.

Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."

by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024

Field Goggles

A term used by enlisted in the military: When a Soldier/Marine (normally E4 and below) has been in the field for so long that every female they see appears attractive to them.

Pvt Piles: “Man have you seen Specialist Jones???… I never realized how hot she is until now.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”

by Y-U-Doo-Dat?23 May 7, 2023

Liam Fields

basically an angry old man, sometimes sounds like a cat.

wow john was being a real Liam last night. yeah he was such a liam fields.

by laram farms November 9, 2021

ben field

Ben is a person who loves skiing and does lots of outdoor shit. He loves eggs and is married to Jacob Sartorius.

Did u just say that there was somone in the woods? Well it must be a ben field

by Jojosiwa_3.0 July 18, 2021

Helen Field

sex queen (definitely not a VIRGIN LOSER), will hit you up for a good time, but only if you are ok with her annoying personality

"Helen Field is a maneater. Steer clear of Room 169 if you want to make it out alive."

by bunnygirlxoxo August 5, 2021

Field Hockey

The Best Sport Ever!!!!

I Play Field Hockey On Mondays...

by Potter.Fan1234 August 7, 2021