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donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.
Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!
by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018
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cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex tries to swallow the semen but the semen coats, so she makes donkey sounds trying to swallow it.
Man: Bruhhh, I got me a real cum donkey, she does a little dance with that shit in her throat too!
by Rogue Imp February 2, 2017
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Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass
Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.
by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019
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Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks
by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020
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Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up
by goth coot September 24, 2020
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Donkey doo

A this ass girl
She do have a donkey doo tho
by Look at your nose ting October 19, 2020
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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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