Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

Burn The Dirt

the one thing people say but don’t actually know what it means

honestly bro we should just burn the dirt and go on with our lives

by BurnTheDirtBro May 24, 2019

burn the dirt

the word people use but don’t actually know what it means

let’s just burn the dirt and go home

by BurnTheDirtBro May 24, 2019

dirt news

Any kind of journalism that involves scare tactics to convince the public that a certain event is occurring including violence, racism, and other crimes.

The new racial divide in America is caused by dirt news

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 18, 2019

Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.

"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"

by Csmax August 13, 2019

Shot in the dirt

A nut in the butt

Alex: did you have sex with her last night?
Sam: yeah! Man! We did butt stuff!
Alex: did you give her your load?
Sam: yes, i shot in the dirt!

by John Doe749397645 May 1, 2018

tripping dirt

Delivering cement to a oil rig site.

I was tripping dirt all night to the rig site.

by Dentmedek October 12, 2017