Cuddle Puddle

A bunch of dirty, muddy, unshowered, non-deodorant hippies and drugged out perverts all laying on each other with more-than-occasional groping

Look at those wooks in that cuddle puddle.

by The master bartender June 28, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

After sex cuddling in the wet spot.

After she squirted, we cuddle puddled in the wet spot.

by Kellydunn September 16, 2018

Mr Cuddles

A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed

Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs

mr cuddles wanna bump

by ➖ September 26, 2018

Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.

Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!

by Lobizzle October 8, 2018

Cuddling

When her name is Alaina and all she wants is the D

No I did I was just stating that I would probably sleep better if you were cuddling me 🤷🏻 ♀️

by 😝🍑 December 31, 2023

melting cuddle

Hsnjzkkxksj WHEN SOMEONE IS SO FKCUFJ SAD RUAT YOU CUDDLE THEM AND THEY FORM INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR ARMS AND OT MAKES YIU HAPPY

My bestie and I fruddled for a little and he melted. It became a melting cuddle that way.

by I am driving at 120mph January 21, 2024

Cuddling

Sex but good

Cuddling is better than sex.

by O' Chungus January 25, 2024