Colin

The worst damn name ever invented. Any parent so braindead as to permanently scar their poor, innocent child with such a hideously dweebish name deserves nothing less than eternal damnation

Colin, you poor bastard, I could never live having to bear a cross so painful as that abomination of a name

by Pk glitch September 1, 2025

Colin Greenwood

the HOTTEST man of all time..........................

thom yorke : i love colin greenwood he so prety an so nice 😊😊😊😊

by kidafan10022000 September 22, 2025

Colin

Colin is the protector of the Sphincter Realm. Some say that he is really good at chatting to birds but not the ones you’d think of. Cuckaw (bird noise).

Oh I met up with Colin at an SLF gig last week, what a great guy!

by optimuspunk October 12, 2025

Colin maxon

a man who is autistic and likes to diddle little kids.

oh man dont be a Colin maxon

by Greencreeper1929 December 5, 2025

Colin

The local dumbass.

You see that guy? That’s what we call in the industry a Colin.

by BigC_UD December 15, 2025

Colin Wong

Half white, half Asian, all fat. Some call him Hockey Donkey, most just call him an ediot. A man by the name of Colin Wong is often found waddling over to Munchies to eat some munchie chunks, often disregarding his doctor's frequent warnings of obesity. His BMI currently stands at 59.4. May we all pray for him.

Damn, that Colin Wong is eating munchie chunks again

by SBA Anonymous November 22, 2021

Colin

A raggedy-toed, flirtatious and sexually charged male, specialising in attracting fat hoes and dugongs. He is your best wingman in the club in distracting that annoying big biatch which people easily mistake as the bouncer.

Y’all in safe hands tonight with a Colin. He gon’ snag da big hoes of da floor.

by Richard LCB November 23, 2021