Balloon head

A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.

Balloon head is so cocky, which is surprising due to his shrimp cock

by weloveminecraft April 4, 2019

Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

Balloon trunks

When your boner creates air pockets in your shorts while you’re in a pool or

FUCK DUDE I GOT BALLOON TRUNKS BECAUSE ELF THIS DAMN BONER

by Doritoking13 August 17, 2019

Hot air balloon

When a fart escapes into the vagina and then has to be refarted

I had a seriose hot air balloon today, it had me seriously worrie

by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018

Balloon

A rubber ball that can be filled with air to make float and is sensitive to needles. You should never pop one without telling people first. Unless it’s for revenge.

Ahh, you shouldn’t pop that balloon so near my ear, it startled me!

by Nyahiema May 30, 2018

Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018

Ballooning

When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.

Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!

by Balloonboi June 11, 2018